When Naked Attraction first hit British screens last year, it left no gob unsmacked. The dating show, in which nude contestants are revealed in stages from their feet upwards, drew complaints to broadcasting regulator Ofcom and spawned reams of hilarious gifs, memes and social media reactions.
So it was only a matter of time before reigning queen of Twitter, Chrissy Teigen, discovered the Channel 4 programme and got in on the act. While flicking through the TV channels at a London hotel last night, she stumbled on the show and – luckily, for us – shared her priceless reaction with the world.
Uh there is something called Naked Attraction on here in london and WHAT TF IS THIS it's dating based on genitals. Like I'm seeing pp's
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 10, 2017
Oh my god they are just looking at genitalia. It's zooming in on penis and balls
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 10, 2017
I would die if I were the first person eliminated based strictly on genitals
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 10, 2017
Josh: "if I could change one thing about myself it'd probably be uhhh my uhhh feet they're uhhh too big heh heh" oh wow josh
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 10, 2017
At one point she even had to hide the evidence from hotel staff.
Room service came and I had to pretend to be watching tennis pic.twitter.com/jg33rTxuSC
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 10, 2017
And she soon discovered some of the other delights that British television has to offer.
"celebs go dating" celebrity dating agency 😂 I'm never leaving the UK
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 11, 2017
Understandably, many of her British followers felt compelled to apologise on behalf of the country.
on behalf of the uk.....i'm sorry
— Harriet (@harrrrrriet) September 10, 2017
I am both delighted and horrified that you are watching this. But wait for the actual date - it's even more horrific and they're clothed!
— Ryan JL (@RyanJL) September 10, 2017
The best one was when a girl said "hang on I think that's my ex. I've definitely had that penis before" 😂😂
— Billie Graham (@brandbillie) September 10, 2017
I apologise for our tragic TV 😬
It's the worst! pic.twitter.com/cPDGSqSytm
— Le Gateau Chocolat (@LeGateauChoc) September 11, 2017
It really makes you feel proud to be British, doesn't it?
Personally my favourite part is when fully dressed person hugs naked person after eliminating them. Welcome to the UK 🇬🇧
— Kate Lambie (@katelambie) September 10, 2017
Welcome to Britain. Please sit back and enjoy viewing the country's genitals.
— L (@MrsCupcake79) September 10, 2017
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